amusing
jokes of the day from the Herald-Sun
LjA mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of ajcar, when a well-known heart surgeon entered the garage.
The mechanic said: “Doc, take a look at this car. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix ’em, put ’em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.
“So, how come I get such a small salary, but you get such big bucks for basically doing the same work?” he asked.
The surgeon paused, smiled as he leant over and said: “Try doing all that with the engine running.”
LjI phoned my wife and said “I have something to tell you but it is hard to say.” “What is it?” she asked nervously. “Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead.” I replied.
LjKaren: “When I drink coffee, I can’t sleep.” Sharon: “Really, I am the exact opposite.” Karen: “Wow!, seriously?” Sharon: “Yes, when I sleep I can’t drink coffee.”
these guys always crack me up
copper wire
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times : “American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".
One week later, Australia’s Northern Territory Times, reported the following : “After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, aborigine citizen Billi Bunji, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely fuck-all. Billi has, therefore, concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless.”
some favourite cartoons
“This cartoon has been used in so many variations across the web … being a designer, this is my favourite.”
